Right here in the open?

Kiss my grass.

You extend your pink, the grass extends its green. and the birds and the bees fly around.

Beware of grass stains.

But don’t overdo it, or Lawn Enforcement will arrest you for lewd acts in public.

Are sausages included.

Give a little love and you’ll feel high.

Just watch out for the one eyed snakes.

I wouldn’t mind an extension, but I don’t want it to be green.

You put that extension right back where you found it, Buster, or I call a gardener!

I sure hope the extension doesn’t look like an orange mushroom…