Pilots don’t ask for much…
Photo courtesy of Gray X. Spotted in Japan.
They could always open the windows
Why should they smoke when others can’t.
Has your pilot light gone out?
After you join the Mile High Club in there?
No smoke without fire…I mean, no smoking without firing…hell, smoking = firing..
Ashtrays also have needs.
Does my butt look big in this ashtray ?
Get your butt outta here!
If it’s made by Boeing, you’ll have plenty of ventilation to get rid of that smoke!
Airplane!
They could always open the windows
Why should they smoke when others can’t.
Has your pilot light gone out?
After you join the Mile High Club in there?
No smoke without fire…I mean, no smoking without firing…hell, smoking = firing..
Ashtrays also have needs.
Does my butt look big in this ashtray ?
Get your butt outta here!
If it’s made by Boeing, you’ll have plenty of ventilation to get rid of that smoke!
Airplane!