Photo courtesy of Charles T. Spotted in China.
Tourists must be kept strictly in the kennel at all times.
Tourists must be kept on a leash.
No dancing of black people either, apparently.
If this is a problem, the Running of the Bulls would terrify the Chinese.
Is smorking of the tourist OK?
But here come the elephants.
Hullabaloo is out of the question.
Foreign types with hookah pipes say Way-ooh way oooooh woooo Walk like a tourist, now…
Tourists must be kept strictly in the kennel at all times.
Tourists must be kept on a leash.
No dancing of black people either, apparently.
If this is a problem, the Running of the Bulls would terrify the Chinese.
Is smorking of the tourist OK?
But here come the elephants.
Hullabaloo is out of the question.
Foreign types with hookah pipes say
Way-ooh way oooooh woooo
Walk like a tourist, now…