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Engrish for your dairy life
I prefer chocolate milk-based product…
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Contains strawberries and milk.
Generations want great taste. Allergies are a different thing.
Q: How do you milk a strawberry?
A: Use a very low stool.
It’s milk, Jim, but not as we know it.
The milkman will have some explaining to do.
Next in their pipeline: milk flavoured with kimchi and raw carp.
Yeah, but do you have anything that will really “wet” my drinking?
Hey, look — it’s an upgrade from their previous so-so quality and mediocre satisfaction!
May the strawberry milk of happiness fly out your nose.
I feel an intervention coming!
Look, Buster, only four fingers of 21-year old single-malt Scotch is gonna give ME “Happiness of Drinking”! Take your strawberry cow and shove off!