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My name is Hand, Jelly Hand.
For people with limp wrists
How time flies – it is already rat mark hour !
No surprises here, using a computer rat instead of a mouse is asking for trouble.
Miss Kitty meets rat mark
The wrist is easy to avoid but it’s the elbow that’s dangerous.
If you’re feeling blue
Really eerie coincidence — Jelly Hand Mat was our high school rock band!
Plus, our most requested song? You guessed it — Suffer the Fatigue!
[pause]
And to think we almost named the band Suffer the Fatigue, and our best hit Jelly Hand Mat… it just boggles the mind.
Bong?
Your mission, should you choose to accept it… Operation Computer Rat Mark Hour.
Like they always say, you can avoid the wrist, but you can’t proficiency.
We make you the mind and body while you suffer the fatigue, ™
Whoa, dude, there’s doin’ the hand jive, and then there’s goin’ the jelly hand mat, bro.
Hi, tech support? I can’t figure out where to plug in the tail on my new computer rat…
Jelly Hand Mat says: instructions unclear.
Operation Computer Rat is a go!
I doubt I’d get more proficiency with a computer rat.
The computer rat won’t last long. I have Cat 6 cable.