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We’re trying to address the sudden influx of thick staffs…
posted on 10 Feb 2024 in Instructions
To be fair, all our rooms are slippery…
Photo courtesy of Sonja C.
Found at a Japanese hotel.
(23 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
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I never thought of leaning on a mirror, let alone adhere to one.
A thermometer for the shower to make sure temperatures are normal.
If you have to faucet, you’re doing it wrong.
The single most dangerous bathroom in the world !
I am all mind in the unit-bath while I’m throwing around my thick staff.
When the fire comes out, turn on faucet.
Mind over matter.
,,,and be sure to leave you swords at the Reception Desk.
Smoke and mirrors…
That last caution doesn’t reflect well on the guests.
If you really want the fire to come out, poke it with a thick staff.
Seems to be fire coming out of all the appliances,
How is the light even gonna play if you hang towels, clothes, curtain on its instrument?
There is a fire in the light’s instrument and we want it to make sure it stays there.
Adhere everything to the mirror for safety.
Making sure of the temperature is the point of no return. After that you have no other option but to use a shower or take a faucet.
Caution: Employees are not Mensa members but that is no reason to hold them up to the mirror and throw it at our thick staff.
Warning: Do not use electric fire shower on your slippery unit.
FOR HOTEL. See other lawyer card FOR HOME UNIT.
Ad campaign: Be a dear and please adhere — don’t hang staff with towel!
Confused guest: Why, yes, this IS my light instrument. I never travel with my heavy one.
On reverse: For more info see toilet instructions on any Earth-Moon passenger flight.
Hey, now — the “fire come out warning” is from the wasabi sauce!
If you see a crack in the mirror, turn around and admire the thick staff.