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Public Security Bureau needs to build a wall…
Photo courtesy of Stephen Stewart.
Found in China.
(21 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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No need for ET to call home.
They seem stuck.
Oh, geez! You’d squeeze overseas Chinese in with ETs? Puh-lease!
Looks like a peminent reqiement.
This message brought to you by Hei Yi Ren, the Chinese Men In Black.
“Let’s see if I got this right – it kills on sight, has acid for blood and is generally unpleasant…and it came on your ship!”
(If anyone remembers this one…).
I will be lodging a complaint with the Public Security Bureau of Lijiang for pemitting aliens to roam freely.
If you go and stay at Alien Lodge, don’t omit to try their Pan Galactic Gargleblaster.
What, no more Cowboys and Aliens?!
Special “pemit” to dislodge is very, very expensive.
“Hey, Ed! You gotta check out this crazy-looking Mens Room!”
Well, sure — but an hour later, you want to visit another planet.
Let’s just say those overseas Chinese are gonna have a VERY close encounter.