We found a way to make dieting less appealing!

Handy hint: For the freshest salad, take water from the garden and slice it yourself.

How’s the water today, nice and crunchy?

– Can I get something for you ?
– Just a plain glass of salad, please.

The head waiter has personally passed all the water served in this salad bar.

Warning: May contain traces of nut water.

From Coca Cola ???

I, for one, welcome our chew-less pink salad overlords.

For those who struggle with the ordeal of tofu mastication*.

[*Yep, purposefully chosen for all the wordplay entertainers here]

New from VeganHome Plumbing — hot and cold running salad!

Take it straight up — shaken, not chopped.

Tonight on Modern Challenges — a new take on “watering” the lawn and “washing” the car.

A bit tasteless.

Just the thing for a liquid lunch.

@Conventi: Just another of their nutrition-free drinks.

Next week: “Air Sandwich”!

Diarrhea fuel.