Throw that fork away!
Photo courtesy of Lowell Cunningham. Found in Japan.
Handy hint: For the freshest salad, take water from the garden and slice it yourself.
How’s the water today, nice and crunchy?
– Can I get something for you ? – Just a plain glass of salad, please.
The head waiter has personally passed all the water served in this salad bar.
Warning: May contain traces of nut water.
From Coca Cola ???
I, for one, welcome our chew-less pink salad overlords.
For those who struggle with the ordeal of tofu mastication*.
[*Yep, purposefully chosen for all the wordplay entertainers here]
New from VeganHome Plumbing — hot and cold running salad!
Take it straight up — shaken, not chopped.
Tonight on Modern Challenges — a new take on “watering” the lawn and “washing” the car.
A bit tasteless.
Just the thing for a liquid lunch.
@Conventi: Just another of their nutrition-free drinks.
Next week: “Air Sandwich”!
Diarrhea fuel.
Handy hint: For the freshest salad, take water from the garden and slice it yourself.
How’s the water today, nice and crunchy?
– Can I get something for you ?
– Just a plain glass of salad, please.
The head waiter has personally passed all the water served in this salad bar.
Warning: May contain traces of nut water.
From Coca Cola ???
I, for one, welcome our chew-less pink salad overlords.
For those who struggle with the ordeal of tofu mastication*.
[*Yep, purposefully chosen for all the wordplay entertainers here]
New from VeganHome Plumbing — hot and cold running salad!
Take it straight up — shaken, not chopped.
Tonight on Modern Challenges — a new take on “watering” the lawn and “washing” the car.
A bit tasteless.
Just the thing for a liquid lunch.
@Conventi: Just another of their nutrition-free drinks.
Next week: “Air Sandwich”!
Diarrhea fuel.