Rotate wings while u wait…

Rotate wings while u wait…

posted on 23 Nov 2023 in Chinglish, Signs

Emergency stuffing and gravy available.

Photo courtesy of Tom Sherman.
(Repost from 2015)

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algernon
algernon
8 years ago

I always like my bird with a fine tune-up

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

To Serve Turkey, I mean Man

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

How are they with wild goose

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

We cover all the bastes

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Our best service: Roast In Pieces

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

If Batman can have a Batmobile, then Turkeyman can have a Turkeymobile. They all need tune-ups now and then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Turkey in China?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
8 years ago

Turkeys on sail at better price from big saleboat. Make sure let others catch wind of it.

Enclave
8 years ago

We sale turkey, you buy turkey! You eat turkey, we service turkey! What? Turkey is INSIDE you? Well, then we service YOU!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

I took mine in for minor tune up and they gave me a real stuffing.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Don’t fall for the cranberry sauce up grade. It’s just red Jello with Some Skittles in it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

We can also make a miss steak

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Tastings & Bastings

PeeBee
PeeBee
8 years ago

Just check the oil and rotate the giblets, thanks.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Looks like a couple of thumbs down trolls decided to show
up today.

pasdrole
pasdrole
8 years ago

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jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Looks like your dressing is a quart low, you need a wingtip alignment and there’s a factory recall on your giblets.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@iLock: It might just be a glitch in the software causing the “thumbs down” votes.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Nhan Dac Gay Turk?

Classic Steve
8 years ago

@Chris: I could believe it if not for the fact that we go from two thumbs down to one to none.

Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@Classic Steve: Johnny Red-thumb has a short attention span.

Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“What do I have to do to get you into a turkey today?”

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
8 years ago

Don’t let them talk you into buying the extended service plan!

Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I just love that “new turkey smell.”

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Eating and Cooling Technician

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

I wouldn’t recommend them; last time I took my turkey there for a gravy change they didn’t change the filter and the drain plug wasn’t fully tightened.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Do they also pump up too-small turkeys?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I’d rather service the lady who stuffed the turkey.

Airrider
Airrider
8 years ago

Just make sure you take it in regularly, have you seen how much a replacement drumstick costs?

TS
TS
8 years ago

We’ll baste your turkey while you wait, if you know what I mean…

TS
TS
8 years ago

You can’t trust these guys, you can go in with just a faulty drumstick and they’ll tell you you need to overhaul your pope’s nose and recondition your giblets and rip you off, it’s all gravy to them.

Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@Marum: I’d rather stuff the lady who serviced the turkey.

Tim
Tim
8 years ago

While I usually don’t mind buying refurbished products, I think I’ll draw the line at refurbished roast turkey.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
8 years ago

My turkey doesn’t really want to be serviced anymore, now that he’s been roasted.

Yukiko
Yukiko
8 years ago

Great job for getting both the English and Vietnamese wrong.

ed
ed
8 years ago

I wish I had known about their service guarantee before buying my turkey.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 months ago

Comes with a 7 year guarantee.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 months ago

How about that ? Turkey with ready-made captions.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 months ago

Erdogan, get stuffed !

DrLex
DrLex
2 months ago

You wouldn’t want a turkey with worn-out brake pads, would you?

Marum
Marum
2 months ago

We wish you a Merry Syphilis

And a Happy Gonorrhea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Our service technicians are very sage and they really know their onions when it comes to turkeys.

aaa
aaa
2 months ago

The Vietnamese is spelled wrong too, “đặc” meaning “dense” instead of “đặt” meaning “to order,” so the sign in Vietnamese reads like “we make turkeys dense” instead of “we take turkey pre-orders”

Last edited 2 months ago by aaa
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