Rotate wings while u wait…

I always like my bird with a fine tune-up

To Serve Turkey, I mean Man

How are they with wild goose

We cover all the bastes

Our best service: Roast In Pieces

If Batman can have a Batmobile, then Turkeyman can have a Turkeymobile. They all need tune-ups now and then.

Turkey in China?

Turkeys on sail at better price from big saleboat. Make sure let others catch wind of it.

We sale turkey, you buy turkey! You eat turkey, we service turkey! What? Turkey is INSIDE you? Well, then we service YOU!

I took mine in for minor tune up and they gave me a real stuffing.

Don’t fall for the cranberry sauce up grade. It’s just red Jello with Some Skittles in it.

We can also make a miss steak

Tastings & Bastings

Just check the oil and rotate the giblets, thanks.

Looks like a couple of thumbs down trolls decided to show
up today.

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Looks like your dressing is a quart low, you need a wingtip alignment and there’s a factory recall on your giblets.

@iLock: It might just be a glitch in the software causing the “thumbs down” votes.

Nhan Dac Gay Turk?

@Chris: I could believe it if not for the fact that we go from two thumbs down to one to none.

@Classic Steve: Johnny Red-thumb has a short attention span.

“What do I have to do to get you into a turkey today?”

Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Pump kin!

Don’t let them talk you into buying the extended service plan!

I just love that “new turkey smell.”

Eating and Cooling Technician

I wouldn’t recommend them; last time I took my turkey there for a gravy change they didn’t change the filter and the drain plug wasn’t fully tightened.

Do they also pump up too-small turkeys?

I’d rather service the lady who stuffed the turkey.

Just make sure you take it in regularly, have you seen how much a replacement drumstick costs?

We’ll baste your turkey while you wait, if you know what I mean…

You can’t trust these guys, you can go in with just a faulty drumstick and they’ll tell you you need to overhaul your pope’s nose and recondition your giblets and rip you off, it’s all gravy to them.

@Marum: I’d rather stuff the lady who serviced the turkey.

While I usually don’t mind buying refurbished products, I think I’ll draw the line at refurbished roast turkey.

My turkey doesn’t really want to be serviced anymore, now that he’s been roasted.

Great job for getting both the English and Vietnamese wrong.

I wish I had known about their service guarantee before buying my turkey.

Comes with a 7 year guarantee.

How about that ? Turkey with ready-made captions.

Erdogan, get stuffed !

You wouldn’t want a turkey with worn-out brake pads, would you?

We wish you a Merry Syphilis

And a Happy Gonorrhea.

Our service technicians are very sage and they really know their onions when it comes to turkeys.

The Vietnamese is spelled wrong too, “đặc” meaning “dense” instead of “đặt” meaning “to order,” so the sign in Vietnamese reads like “we make turkeys dense” instead of “we take turkey pre-orders”