Best alarm ever!

Best alarm ever!

posted on 5 Oct 2023 in Chinglish

Yung Ho better get my money or you gonna get wack up…

Photo courtesy of Jennifer HP.
Found in a Taiwan hotel.

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
7 months ago

Comes with a stick.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
7 months ago

The C should be a N

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

I tried sending them a fax to order a wack up but couldn’t get through.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

The night manager is a wack job.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Which button do I push to request a young ho?

DrLex
DrLex
7 months ago

So, the whack comes from below? Ouch.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

@DnT: that would be the “Domestic Operator”, but you need to use your in-room “fax” for that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

The valet can also have your car polished – wack on, wack off.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

@DrLex: That would certainly fail the balls.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

For every sex calls, you get a free young Ho.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

Prease contact Receptionist to be alarmed by our telephone.

DrLex
DrLex
7 months ago

@DnT: Boh’t!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

Attention guests: This is a timed event.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

There is nothing like wacking up at the clack of dawn.

P.D.
P.D.
7 months ago

“Eeeeyaaaaaa…Wack up, you lazy guest!” (beats hotel guest severely with bamboo pole at 5AM…)
“Ow, ow, I’m up, KATO, you fool!”

(Apologies to Inspector Clouseau)

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