That’s politics…

What’s on the back.

If only you knew the power of the Reverse Side…

Comes in a brown paper bag.

In 1818 Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein.
In 1836 came The Bribe of Frankenstein.

Long way to say “it is what it is”

To offer me a bribe, would be an insult,

However, if the insult was grave enough, I would have to look into it.

G,&S. The Mikado.

To sit in solemn silence,
On a dull dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper, on a big black block.

(Mikado)

Translation from lawyer-speak: Flip a coin: Heads or tails, that coin IS your bribe.

The Donald’s new election manifesto ? Not sure he was established in 1836, although he looks that way.

The law of the excluded middle states that for every proposition, either this proposition or its negation is true. Eat that, Donald !

What’s in it for me ?

@RC….Sand!