Number 1 only…

The place is so scary, people get the L out of there.

There is fur around the hole, for your comfort.

Please leave a tip for the Restroom Man.

Oddly, a Pubic Toilet is a place where you can handle your private parts without getting arrested.

Spotted on the ground floor of the Pubic Defender’s Office.

Pay as you go.

Yep, that’s what it’s for, all right.

The spelling is a bone of contention.

I would expect so.

The Chinese penchant for stating the bleeding obvious, is noticeable.

Everyone’s talking about it, thanks to the Pubic Affairs Office.

“Psst — toilet water, madame?”

“Hair of the pubes, square from the rolls

— bubble-bubble, toilet and trouble,

them without any dime and without any time,

let all these mortal bladders take their toll and blow!”

— From the book, Dr. Warlock’s Nuisance Curses Updated for the 21st Century

Give that man a bone

For hirsute not Brazilian

“Oh, Publius, you left something in the Tinklearium….”