Just try to be more agreeable…

Just try to be more agreeable…

posted on 26 Sep 2023 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

It puts the acceptance in the basket…

Photo courtesy of Jack O.
Found in a latrine in Iraq during US occupation. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

So… I use the wastepipe, then i use it again, then, because I used it, I need to use it again… NOOO! I just wanna go home!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

All these instructions! Where do you get off?
Oh, right – in the basket.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
6 months ago

Where do you get off.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
6 months ago

Do all this and long life

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

I’d be interested in hearing some of the comments the soldiers must have made about #10. Such as: “Oh, hygiene deflects bullets now?”

The Dude
The Dude
6 months ago

Seriously, who has a fetish for getting off objects in the WC?

Conventi
Conventi
6 months ago

So according to #10, some people must long be dead.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

You — bugler. Play Misty For Me…. then Taps.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Letterman’s Top Ten List, ala the writer’s strike.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Next Season on Miami Advice: Let’s keep it clean, but confusing, out there!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Number 9: To signal some damage, set fire to water.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Mommy, I have to go Number 27….

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

These zero-G toilet instructions give me gas cramps. — Dr. Heywood Floyd

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Refusals are a slam dunk!

Give a poop, don’t loop the loo!

Live long and dumpster!

Wastepiping is a way a life!

Stay on task — stop getting off on toilet!

Keeping fundament clean is fundamental!

Find a penny, spend it, and all day long have good truck!

— Safety slogans

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Please don’t eat the daisies or drink madame’s toilet water.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

“I dunno Fred, something’s wrong with this sign — number 8 actually makes sense.”

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Number 11: Place feet in stirrups before operating vacuum pump levers.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Wow, the new TSA rules have gotten even stranger than before.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

“Hey Bob — you ever see something like this in a rental car before?”

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

I can semaphore the damage, if you like.

Or I can use Morose Code.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

I screamed “NO; F— OFF; and GET STUFFED” into the basket for ten minutes.

Now, having got off all my refusals, I feel much better.

PS: I fly QANTAS.

Last edited 6 months ago by Marum
Running Comment
Running Comment
6 months ago

Make Wastepipe Great Again !

P.D.
P.D.
6 months ago

If I don’t “get off” in here, then…oh, never mind.

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