Just try to be more agreeable…

So… I use the wastepipe, then i use it again, then, because I used it, I need to use it again… NOOO! I just wanna go home!

All these instructions! Where do you get off?
Oh, right – in the basket.

Where do you get off.

Do all this and long life

I’d be interested in hearing some of the comments the soldiers must have made about #10. Such as: “Oh, hygiene deflects bullets now?”

Seriously, who has a fetish for getting off objects in the WC?

So according to #10, some people must long be dead.

You — bugler. Play Misty For Me…. then Taps.

Letterman’s Top Ten List, ala the writer’s strike.

Next Season on Miami Advice: Let’s keep it clean, but confusing, out there!

Number 9: To signal some damage, set fire to water.

Mommy, I have to go Number 27….

These zero-G toilet instructions give me gas cramps. — Dr. Heywood Floyd

Refusals are a slam dunk!

Give a poop, don’t loop the loo!

Live long and dumpster!

Wastepiping is a way a life!

Stay on task — stop getting off on toilet!

Keeping fundament clean is fundamental!

Find a penny, spend it, and all day long have good truck!

— Safety slogans

Please don’t eat the daisies or drink madame’s toilet water.

“I dunno Fred, something’s wrong with this sign — number 8 actually makes sense.”

Number 11: Place feet in stirrups before operating vacuum pump levers.

Wow, the new TSA rules have gotten even stranger than before.

“Hey Bob — you ever see something like this in a rental car before?”

I can semaphore the damage, if you like.

Or I can use Morose Code.

I screamed “NO; F— OFF; and GET STUFFED” into the basket for ten minutes.

Now, having got off all my refusals, I feel much better.

PS: I fly QANTAS.

Make Wastepipe Great Again !

If I don’t “get off” in here, then…oh, never mind.