Don’t even look for them…

Don’t even look for them…

posted on 5 Sep 2023 in Signs

If you see one, it’s not there…

Photo courtesy of Eric Meyerson.
Spotted in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Before the clam.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Beware of monkeys.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

I can’t see the monkeys for all the trees.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Is a case of monkeys more fun or less than a barrel of monkeys?

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

It’s like déja vu, all over again…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If you develop a case of monkeys, try not to fling too much poo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

It’s better to find macaque in the bush.

Conventi
Conventi
1 year ago

The classic “Stealth monkey”

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

Are you looking for Schrödinger’s monkey?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Old adage: Hear no forest, see no monkey, say no lookee.

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

Monkey no see,
monkey no do.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Well, sure — but if a monkey falls in a forest…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Good news: The zombieeverything trend is finally over.

Bad news: The invisible forest-monkey wave has just begun.

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

… they’ll find you.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

That’s Teenage Mutant Forest Monkeys for you.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

If you really want to find one, just follow the sound of one monkey grasping.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Sign: IN CASE OF MONKEYS, PULL BANANA

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

♪♫ Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys. People say we forest abound… ♬♫ 

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

So go do your monkeyshines elsewhere.

Last edited 1 year ago by Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Life is like a barrel of monkeys…Forest Gump

billy swanson
billy swanson
1 year ago

Challenge…accepted!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I’ll order two cases.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Our observations of an object are only our observations, and have no bearing on the true nature of the object. (being observed)

Immanuel Kant. German philosopher

Last edited 1 year ago by Marum
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

@Marum: Immanuel Kan’t find monkeys, either.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I want neither a case, nor a Barrel of monkeys.

A Firkin of monkeys will do just fine.

P.D.
P.D.
1 year ago

..but we DO have invisible Gorillas, which you can’t see either. What?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT….Hola hombre.

Lo que sea será. Será.

Last edited 1 year ago by Marum
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