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I’ll take the escarator.
The Grand Master of the Order of Preventing the Flood wishes you a Merry Step.
Help ! My hovercraft is full of erevators !
Getting off in an erevator doesn’t always involve the hole.
If you have a hole in your erevator, better go see a ulorogist.
In case of erevator drop, OKISYOU ASS GOODBYE!
A hole is a hole is a hole…
Careful what you put in the hole, lest the elevator gets you.
There is no flood without heavy rain.
Best way to prevent the flood? Depends®
Does the rain depend on the flood or does the flood depend on the rain?
We wish you a step of Cautions
We wish you a step of Cautions
We wish you a step of Cautions
And a happy New Hole.
Beware of the fore in the erevator.
If you put your foot in a hore in the erevator. She may well charge you double.
You may have to pump the hole to get the water out.
Same with the hore, but for different reasons
You’re telling me you need my help.
Underhanded flood step is underfooted level difference hole.
BTWGo kis your own Torasuto
Absolute gibberish.
But! Gibberish is the language of rocks.
Go ahead, wish upon a step — we have insurance now.