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Thanks, Dr Mengele…
I’ll be needing my skin back…
Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow, Tokyo.
Spotted at a changing room in a sports store.
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It will make a nice lampshade.
The last thing we want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on our list.
I’m feeling a bit raw.
We’ll go straight for the intravenous injections. That’s also why it’s an OD box.
This old refrain again…
Forget mud masks – this is a facial you will never forget !
Instead, we expect it to put the lotion on its skin itself. Hoses available in aisle 8.
Is this some sort of moulting facility ?
AAAAWWW!
If you had just skinned someone who was heavily tattooed, it would be fun to wear it to the Juden frei Celebrations.
Unless the knife slips this shouldn’t hurt me at all.
Wow, this store is very tough on shoplifters.
Art Sports always gives you the straight skinny.™
Let’s just keep it at you walking a mile in my shoes, OK?
I don’t know much about art sports but I know what I like: MY SKIN ON MY OWN BODY!
OO box? Seems more like EWW box.
Geez, and you guys complain about political graft in these parts!
Tough to swing a loan at this bank — even had to leave my organs for collateral.
I bet this store plays “Goodbye Horses” by Q. Lazzarus on a loop.
Not only has the bank got me by the nuts for my Home Loan, but it now wants my hide as well.
Ed Gein is a bit sad about that sign.