Thanks, Dr Mengele…

Thanks, Dr Mengele…

posted on 3 Aug 2023 in Instructions, Signs

I’ll be needing my skin back…

Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow, Tokyo.
Spotted at a changing room in a sports store.
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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

It will make a nice lampshade.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

The last thing we want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on our list.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

I’m feeling a bit raw.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

We’ll go straight for the intravenous injections. That’s also why it’s an OD box.

Last edited 1 year ago by DrLex
Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

This old refrain again…

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Forget mud masks – this is a facial you will never forget !

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Instead, we expect it to put the lotion on its skin itself. Hoses available in aisle 8.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Is this some sort of moulting facility ?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

AAAAWWW!

If you had just skinned someone who was heavily tattooed, it would be fun to wear it to the Juden frei Celebrations.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Unless the knife slips this shouldn’t hurt me at all.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Wow, this store is very tough on shoplifters.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Art Sports always gives you the straight skinny.™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Let’s just keep it at you walking a mile in my shoes, OK?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I don’t know much about art sports but I know what I like: MY SKIN ON MY OWN BODY!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

OO box? Seems more like EWW box.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Geez, and you guys complain about political graft in these parts!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Tough to swing a loan at this bank — even had to leave my organs for collateral.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

I bet this store plays “Goodbye Horses” by Q. Lazzarus on a loop.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Not only has the bank got me by the nuts for my Home Loan, but it now wants my hide as well.

Conventi
Conventi
1 year ago

Ed Gein is a bit sad about that sign.

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