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He likes to look.
I don’t remember that particular Marvel hero.
Do you come here often?
He didn’t want to be one but his career stalled.
Able to leap stalls in a single bound!
What are his superpowers ? Constipation ?
Let your room rest here, man!
In the stall of nameless dread Restroom Man lies waiting.
Go ahead, evildoers — pull my finger!
• One of the oddest book-signing events this decade. — Publishers Monthly
• Buy the book, then use a token to see the author for the autograph. — Porcelain Today
• Everyday heroics from one of the best! — Lav Attendant Quarterly
Lost and Found:
Blue & white costume cape. Purple piping. Probably stained in 2000 flushes demo. Lost near main train station and pub district. Reward. No questions asked. Respond to M-bare-a$$ed, Box Ty-D-Bol
He may have a shy and retiring manner — but don’t be fooled!
He laughs at hard water stains!
He offers towels without hope of a tip!
He always has a joke-of-the day ready to slay!
It’s…..
IT’S…. RESTROOM MAN!
He has very few powers, but he’ll do what he CAN!
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Trapped in The Bog of Eternal Stench?
Call Restroom Man and Plunger Boy to the rescue!
[ apologies / thanks to Labyrinth ]
AAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!
BLOODY CURRY