Bring on the mowers…

Bring on the mowers…

posted on 28 Aug 2023 in Signs

First this yard, then the world…

Photo courtesy of Derek Philip.
Spotted in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

One isn’t keen with conjugal relations with the lawn.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

It’s made of astroturf.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

The lawn is ready for you. It will kick your butt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If you enter the lawn, your ass is grass!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The lawn graduated to a green belt last week.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

It went to lawnschool and became a lawnyer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

The lawn has been studying kikuyu-jitsu.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

“For the lawn brings wrath, but where there is no lawn, there is no transgression.” (Romans 4:15).

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

Ready, but not ready?
Look but don’t touch?
Come on lawn ….

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Entering the lawn offends the lawn-grubs

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

It was a lawn well mown,
That looked green and well,
Who would’ve known,
It was packin a 50 Cal?

Lawns with guns, lawns with guns.

Couch Fu Tung.

Last edited 1 year ago by Marum
Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

This place needs some law’n’order.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Patience, grasshopper — it’ll be done with its morning stretches and Tai chi in a sec.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Thank you for entering lawn with shoe condom.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

The gift shop is a masterpiece of aggressively psychological-aimed marketing ploys.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Mowin’ grass in the hot sun
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

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