God Rock 69

You gotta go down to get down.

Glossolalia ? Glossilingus !

Rock music is never die but heavy metal can be. (Metalworker’s joke?)

Ecstasy comes in many shapes.

@DnT: reminds me of when “Die Hard” came out in Germany and everyone thought it was an adult film.

Between a rock and a hard place…or soft, as the case may be…

Gregorian grunts ?

No one is to rock anyone… until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say “Jehovah.”

I asked Jesus to come inside.

The meaning of life and everything is 69.

By Christ it is.

I couldn’t think of many better waayys to go.

Verse 69: God music is my never-say-die rock.

Cunning linguists, these holy rock-n-rollers from that supergroup, Fellatio Hornblower.

You never say die once, but 69 times. — slogan of the FOMO Gift Store chain

Ah the breakfast of champions.

Swallowing might be a problem

When you think about it, this is almost a re-imagining of the lyrics to the chorus of Rock of Ages, with the cleft for hiding in, and all… 😉