Do I know you?

So a quid pro quo

So is the tail wag the dog.

Starving servants until they’ll do anything… probably a good description of royalty.

Diplomatic Dalmatians. Also in the alternate universe:
Polite Poodles
Respectful Rottweilers
Considerate Collies
Tactful Terriers.

Most dogs I’ve known have about as much conscience as a penis.

It opens the door, or else it keeps cleaning.

Harry and Meghan are stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work. Must be the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job.

@RC….I would imagine there would be great demand for a whining Pom, with impeccable table manners.

Once upon a time there was a little black girl, who dreamy she would grow up and marry a prince.

Well kiddies, it happened.

However, the little black girl found it was not to her liking. To live a life of wealth privilege and power she had to give up some of her personal freedoms, to fit what people expected of a Royal Princess. This was not to the little black girl’s liking.

OH! Boo hoo. I can’t continue. This is too sad. This tale of the f-witted and self-entitled, leaves me almost moribund with boredom.

I would get those spots seen too, if it were me.

EDIT “seen to, too.” Was what I intended,