Did Nature just fart?

Person who makes pants-gusting in meadow guilty of crop-dusting.

Delivered in a windbag.

“Meadows…” he said knowingly.

Does it taste like the rainbow?

So, they’re just selling hot air?

The taste of fresh air in a sandwich.

Before or after the bovines have had a go.

Just like Camel Cigarettes. They were the only company which had a picture of the factory on the label.

Smells like new mown hay.

(Immediately after it has passed through a cow.)

Horrible Japanese sandwich.

Made by Horrible Japanese sandwich maker.

“Honourable sir. Would you like an SS sandwich?”

“Jawohl.”

Japanese sando have no clust.

This wind in the meadows: a zephyr from a heifer, perhaps, or a force 9 from a porcupine?

The wind is provided my a person who is out standing in their field.

You are the wind beneath my shorts.