Ahh, the bane of Captinahab…

Apparently it’s something against mosquito bites… I guess for when they occur on a very specific place of the body.

“Can we get a price check in aisle 2 for the STD ointments?”

Use with a butt bucket.

For itchy skin
or
itchy foreskin.

I hate that janitor!

So, are there two different heads or one really weird head?

Between the penguin and the nurse there’s definately something fishy going on … and I wail.

This is overkill. Who needs a mop when a couple of tissues will get it?

A mopidick is for cleaning up the peequad.

the great white penguin?

I thought it had other uses

Something kinky for nurse and penguin.

For when you have spilled your Cock Cola.

You will need a swab.

Green means you’re ready to go … red means three more days of moping around.

Make Dick Great Again !

Call me Ishmael…but please leave it at that !

A mopi dick is not funny!

@billy….Mopey is OK, a slack one is worse.