ABC… always be cleaning.

It’s a dirty world, it’s a dirty world,
It’s a **cking dirty world.

The Traveling Wilburies.

You can lick the road clean while your at it.

And when your finished start again.

Obey the second law of thermodynamics.

Next week the sign will be POLISH.

Get a barbell and try cleaning and jerking.

A clean conscience is a sign of defective memory.

When you do it right, nobody notices. When you don’t, everyone can smell it.

Partners in grime.

“Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.”

• Laurence J Peter.

Waiter: We have practically everything on our menu.
Client: Yes, I can see that. Now bring me a clean one.

Here comes the boss — quick, look cleaning!

Strong Bad’s latest redesign of the NO LOAFING sign is kind of lacking.

@DnT…The Polish need some Deutsch Remover.

@Dr Lex….I postulate that the Second Law of Thermodynamics is incorrect.

For instance: If I tried to make love to my wife, she was usually so cold and unresponsive that I cooled off too.

Therefore, cold radiated to a hotter object, without any energy input whatsoever.