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Forget the double moon cookies; they taste like ass.

Well that takes the biscuit.

Beware the Lemonist.

A Lemonist is a lesbian who is a sour-puss.

What’s that, Lassie? Timmy’s in the well? I told him to stay away from the cookies!

A lemonist is the orchestra member who plays sour notes.

My Cornucopia is faulty.

It only produces Unfortunate Cookies.

Ah…I see the Engrish – it’s supposed to be “Selfy Pie”…ahem…well, if you are sufficiently well equipped, I guess that would be an option.

KANGAROO COOKIES.

They add Hops to the recipe.

SKIPPY COOKIES.

A Kangaru in a biskit.

WOMBAT COOKIES.

For the man who eats, roots, and leaves.

Make Cookies Great Again !

I love the smell of cookies in the morning – smells like…victory.

SYLPHY COOKIES.

Elemental taste, made by Paracelsus.

Some cookies contain ground whole wheat. WELL cookies contain ground hole.

Sylphy and Leafy cookies have that distinctive Nissan taste.

POMPEII COOKIES.

Roasted in a Pyroclastic Flow, and covered in ash and tephra

The Selfie Pie is reviewed in an article in the latest issue of Goo World.