Who has it?

The way to a woman’s heart is through her T-shirt.

…or so it is widely believed.

Hmm…perhaps the cardiologists know something the rest of us have missed ?

Sounds like a BBC story. (And I don’t mean British Broadcasting Commission.)

Not Girthly.

Back of shirt: DRILL BABY DRILL

These IT guys…

The B-side song of 2 Live Crew’s
“Me so horny”.

Back of shirt: I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY DEEP

Lively, lovely, loverly, loosely, deeply steeply-chasey,

Or chastely.

A long-fingered woman gloves it deeply and with real heart.

Just in time for a Mother’s Day treat — those letters are made from Godiva chocolate.

Break out the licorice knickers and feast to your heart’s content, Daddy-o.

They left the “IN” out.

I guess thats not a gun in the pocket then.

Is it the size or what you do with it?

I ordered these for my all-female I.T. department. They hated them.

@RC….I prefer to go the long way round; through her pants.

That´s what she said.