Hotorcold itsillegible…

It’s green tea when you drink it but lifewater when it comes out.

Pop goes the weasel; greentea goes thesunwhichit.

Yes, green tea may fadesinis infection.

This shirt is characterised by a certain wooliness of thought and indecision of purpose, to quote Althur Balfour.

The Surgeon General warns that drinking too much green tea may cause premature dementia.

Spaces has a purpose

My life water, is that before or after.

I don’t mind some water of life – uisce beatha – AKA whiskey- in black tea, but i haven’t tried it in green tea.

John Birch advises protecting your lifewater.

Green tea, Mandrake? That’s how your hard-core Commie works. Only branch water and grain alcohol for my precious bodily fluids! — Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper

Does your Lifewater run deep? — Ad tagline for Lifewater brand green tea

Green tea in, gibberish out.

I’m fading in and out from all this sun which it makes me think unrefreshingly.

Another excellent T-Shirt from the “Famous Last Dying Words” collection.

When Rep.Jabberwocky speechifies, he’s likely to go off in most any direction.

For decoder ring to today’s “Minority Dog Whistle” puzzle, send BigCash — no coin! — to Dumbo’s Mumbo-Jumbo Gumbo, Box 666, Mars-El-Lardo, Florida, USA.

“Grasshopper — Don’t let the sun go down on you. Wait, that didn’t come out right…” — from an unaired episode of Kung Fu

Level 92 Challenge in the World Anagram Championship — ready, steady, GO!

[looking self-satisfied] “So, how many Scrabble points do I get for that play?”

This uniform emblem is still confusing for the latest Marvel superhero, Major Twaddle.

[on back of shirt] I’ve been to CodswallopLand — have you?

[ My vote: Cedric’s submission wins the Internet for the month ]

This is your mind on green tea. Imagine what drugs could do!