Even both eyes…

He’ll be happy to see you.

As long as it’s not a brown one.

Better than the stink eye

And what will Jim give me? A funny bone?

sorry i need both my eyes.

It’s an eye, Jim, but not as we know it.

@DnT: A humerus perhaps ?

This T-shirt isn’t funny, it’s just cornea.

An eye for an eye for Jim.

Said the Sorting Hat to Mad-eye Moody’s retarded cousin from Hufflepuff.

Why should I give him the good one and keep the crappy one?

Aye, aye sir — the eyes have it.

McCoy: No can do — he’s blind, Jim.

sign in window: New Jim Beam offer: Free shirt with a gallon purchase!

customer: Way to stay even — with these prices, I’m really losin’ my shirt.

Now, why would I try to Gladwrap Jim’s eyeball?

Yeah, sure — I’ll keep an eye out for him.

If your eyes don’t work, what does that area of your brain do, to keep itself occupied?

They called him Isiah.

Because one eye was ‘igher than the other one.

A toast: Here’s glad in your eye!

If it were a “Vlad eye”, it could be a typ “O”.

Mine eyes get very glad too, when I see my lady’s cat.

Ahh – enough, put a lid on it !