Can I have the micro-chips on the side?

It’s the cookies.

So why the eggs.

Good to the last byte.

Would you like the open sauce version?

Error 420: That green stuff ain’t lettuce!

Have they discovered the egg slicer, or do they still use knives?

Ingredients: Technology, eggs, croutons, salad dressing.

With thermal paste and 8GB crouton

Virtually delicious.

Your laptop needs it after so many junk food files.

The MIT cafeteria is no longer in its salad daze.

I thought Mariah Carey preferred purple foods.

The fresh feud people.

Ang! You’re technically correct.

It’s green with yellow spots.

Thus, it is spotted in Japan.

@ALGERNON….Because they “ran” out of green things.

To inflict a really terrible pun on the Japanese language.

OK, but how do you download it ?

– Waiter, I need chopsticks to eat this.
– Sorry Sir, we only provide USB sticks.

Those Japanese are great with their technology…salads.