But by choice…

That’s a nice euphemism for “a parasite.”

… but everyone knows that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, right?

AND! Black men use white toilet paper.

A constant guest: one who won’t moooove out.

This hoodie brought to you by Lazy Terrorists, Inc.
People wearing clothes with shooting targets printed on them are easier to hit.

“I don’t really care”.
-Melania Trump

@Marum: Remember when they used to make TP in pastel colours? I still have a 2-pack of BROWN TP that I bought simply because I couldn’t believe anyone would make such a thing!

Do white cows give black milk.

But don’t milk the bulls.

They couldn’t find a white cow? Sheesh.

This quote from a constant guest reveals WHY they are a constant guest … and may never move out.

Grab a teat ‘n’ pull up a seat.

Bad Rap Milk is a constant guest in every fridge.

If Jersey cows give T-Shirts, and Shorthorns give tricycle squeeze-bulb horns, do Holsteins produce full liter tankards of beer?

With that shirt I am a constant guest at my shrink.