Also try the PB&J we just invented…

There’s nothing new under the bun.

If at first you don’t achieve: fry, fry again.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is innovation.

I’m into seafood – I see food and I eat it !

Ask about our new der Prinz Meal™ from Burgher König.

Now, the GOAT in conning people out of their sensitive info…. Herr Phish Burgher!

Check out our new Meat-Bread-Cheese combo thing, too!

Hope you guys are paying royalties to the Earl of Fishburger after that whole sandwich debacle.

‘Scuse me — can I get this without the egg salad on top?

Coming soon…. FISH POCKETS!

Try out the Crabby Pattycakes — now with extra OneHand Clapping sauce!

Be sure to test-drive our Ply-mouthed Barracuda with Stingray Fries!

I see they are breeding rectangular fish.

It makes them easier to process.

What if… what if we substituted ground beef for the fish? Eh? And add cheese. We could call it the ground beef with cheese.

Next week we release our new Whopper – with extra Whop!

But it tastes just like chicken

Must be a square fish

Sugar, fat, and grease, and starches,

Underneath them Golden Arches. (Tom Lehrer)

A very keen angler named Ted,
Said “Eating fish always keeps me well fed,”
But a passing shark,
Thought it would be quite a lark,
So it munched old Teddles instead.