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posted on 5 Apr 2023 in Chinglish
Which bag?
Photo courtesy of George T.
Sign spotted in China.
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Don’t you hate it when you lose control over your bag?
I usually like my lover to pay some attention to my bag. 😈
He’s pretty handy
A bag in the hand is worth two in the bush.
They actually did some effort to translate this. The idiom was not merely rammed through a word-by-word translation. But it seems they didn’t really check the result as a whole…
When I’m getting off, my bag usually takes care of itself.
Bag lady ?
Warning ! May contain nuts !
WARNING: Do not dismount until lover stops moving.
In times like these, it’s every bag for itself.
Makeout Point now famous for pickpockets. Hide your jewels.
Go round kissing makes the world !
If I am making out with her, my attention would be totally focused on the bag.
It would be impolite to do otherwise
It is not pinching your bag which gives the most startling results, it is her rubbing and squeezing your prostate while making out, which causes the most startling effect.