Selling better than Foot Hats…

The brains behind the foot.

What the foot can’t see the head won’t think.

The foot that rocks the cradle, rules the world.

These are much more useful than a$$hats.

There are also Wind-socks. So one knows which direction the fart is coming from.

Makes thinking on your feet so much easier..

This little piggy went to Harvard
This little piggy studied hard
This little piggy had letters after its name
This little piggy ain’t dumb
This little piggy went “Eureka!”

Only one pleasant foot, because the second sock will get lost in laundry.

Another magnificent product from Carnac & Carson of downtown Burbank.

Get these when you need your corrective socks to really follow your orders,

Hey, check out our MindKontrol driving gloves — great for automatic hand salutes!

Remember these wise old adages my friends:

• A watched foot never has boils.
• For more obedient feet, train your soles to heel.
• Smell the roses, but listen for the sound of one foot slapping.
• Better a pleasant foot than a peasant mind.
• Toes of a father seek socks all together.
• When the game is afoot, bring a glad hand.
• Five toes in a foot bag beats four of a kind in the bush.

Finally ! I am so tired of thes mindless socks.

@DnT: If the socks have a mind of their own, who is doing the thinking ?

Cogito ergo sum….wait…..cogitat meus pes….no, hang on…meus calceus est cogitas….I give up, I’ll let the sock figure it out.

Mind over matter.

A perfect fit for your brainless shoes.