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It’s sad because Porky was in recovery…
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No, no, I said I’d like a Coke with that!
Must be a pot roast.
This little piggie went to rehab
If you buy bacon you’re supporting terrorists!!!
@coffeebot….
This little piggy went to rehab,
This little piggy went home,
One little piggy got Methadone,
The other little piggy had a cone,
One little piggy ended up clean and hale,
The other kittle piggy was as dead as a door-nail.
How about that for a heart condition ?
The drug is to avert the effects of Yersina, MS, and Hep E.
JC is a 19 year old man, presenting to the emergency room, unconscious, after eating a pig’s heart cooked in Nyquil.
Buh-dyah, buh-dyah,buh-dyah, that’s all, folks!
I want a new drug
One that won’t make me retch
One that won’t make me crash my heart
Or make me cringe and kvetch
I want a new drug
One that won’t hurt my tongue
One that won’t make my eyes beat fast
Or make my mouth taste like like dung….
Always knew that bacon is a gateway drug.
And listen, fella — this Coke better be one that still has cocaine in it!
Would you like Prozac or Pepto with that?
In powder or table form?
Just lay down and chill out!
OMG, they dug up Captain Beefheart and cooked him!!