My butcher is my dealer…

My butcher is my dealer…

posted on 1 Apr 2023 in Chinglish, Signs

It’s sad because Porky was in recovery…

 

Photo courtesy of C.W.
 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

No, no, I said I’d like a Coke with that!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Must be a pot roast.

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

This little piggie went to rehab

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

If you buy bacon you’re supporting terrorists!!!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@coffeebot….
This little piggy went to rehab,
This little piggy went home,
One little piggy got Methadone,
The other little piggy had a cone,
One little piggy ended up clean and hale,
The other kittle piggy was as dead as a door-nail.

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

How about that for a heart condition ?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

The drug is to avert the effects of Yersina, MS, and Hep E.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

JC is a 19 year old man, presenting to the emergency room, unconscious, after eating a pig’s heart cooked in Nyquil.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Buh-dyah, buh-dyah,buh-dyah, that’s all, folks!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

I want a new drug
One that won’t make me retch
One that won’t make me crash my heart
Or make me cringe and kvetch

I want a new drug
One that won’t hurt my tongue
One that won’t make my eyes beat fast
Or make my mouth taste like like dung….

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Always knew that bacon is a gateway drug.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

And listen, fella — this Coke better be one that still has cocaine in it!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Would you like Prozac or Pepto with that?

Last edited 1 year ago by Earthbound Misfit
ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

In powder or table form?

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Just lay down and chill out!

P.D.
P.D.
1 year ago

OMG, they dug up Captain Beefheart and cooked him!!

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