I’m too piss poor to afford a cover…

Oh, I see the problem. They miss-spelled sh!t.

The copywriter should have covered their a$$.

Well at least it will cover the stains

May ash well be comfy when you sh!t on the sheat to pish.

A sheet or something.

I sense that Fabric is coming…cover your pots !

Judging from the size of the hole, this is only for precision-guided missiles.

I felt a disturbance in the piss pot, as if millions suddenly took a leak and were suddenly relieved…

Well, sheet — we don’t need no stinking sense cover badgering!

Wouldn’t a Norden Bombsight be more useful?

Dearly beloved. Let us spray.

I wouldn’t want to go under cover in this situation….

My bum is able to sense fabric really well; it’s usually in contact with some.

Is this from North Korea? They’re piss poor there.