I knew it was yow…

You got come on yowr shirt.

If yow’re not straight, we’ll do it right here.

Blows your mind.

Yow come

There once was a man from Tashkent,
Whose penis was so terribly bent,
That whenever he essayed,
To make love to a maid,
Instead of coming he went.

yow can sit on my bed

The webmaster is right – it is indeed a spotted shirt.

There was a young lady names Kate,
Whose pelvic muscles were so great,
To any lover with a bend,
She would say, “I intend,
To squeeze it until it is straight.”

If I knew you were coming, I’d have made you Spotted Dick.