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Engrish.com - Because of Monkeys
You know, cheese and stuff…
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The cheese is shaved.
Much like your tongue after a big night.
I like my wine like I like my women…
They had etcetera but it just didn’t sell.
Alcohol and… come on, do you really care about anything else?!
After the wine, I forgot what I was supposed to get
For a rambling-but-uncaged aftertaste! ™
Astute AND hirsute to boot. ™
“This is not much of a mild and shaven shop, is it?”
{apologies to Monty Python]
Daily Haiku:
My mild Irish rose,
bushiest flower that grows —
tickles toes AND nose.
A new venture from Bland & Clearcut, Inc.
After you have cleared the scrub. Just don’t put aftershave on it.
I actually had a glass of Penfolds Shiraz last night, that tasted precisely like that.
It is actually a Tapas Bar.
The proprietor is Eddie Cetera.