You know, cheese and stuff…

The cheese is shaved.

Much like your tongue after a big night.

I like my wine like I like my women…

They had etcetera but it just didn’t sell.

Alcohol and… come on, do you really care about anything else?!

After the wine, I forgot what I was supposed to get

For a rambling-but-uncaged aftertaste! ™

Astute AND hirsute to boot. ™

“This is not much of a mild and shaven shop, is it?”

{apologies to Monty Python]

Daily Haiku:

My mild Irish rose,
bushiest flower that grows —
tickles toes AND nose.

A new venture from Bland & Clearcut, Inc.

After you have cleared the scrub. Just don’t put aftershave on it.

I actually had a glass of Penfolds Shiraz last night, that tasted precisely like that.

It is actually a Tapas Bar.

The proprietor is Eddie Cetera.