Pass me that foot…

Pass me that foot…

posted on 10 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Instructions

They fall apart the first 3 years but you get 10 good years…

Photo courtesy of Dave Dinkler.
3-D Puzzle package instructions.

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Dang, what has a gadger got to do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Children are usually “assembled” by the parents, although the mother does most of the work.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Are batteries included.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Whose guidance is needed for the Assembly of God?

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

Pinocchio was made out of eucalyptus? Who knew?

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

I always wind up with an extra part left over.

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

“Marge — says here we shouldn’t be washing the produce in chemical cleaners, so I guess your lye-and-lettuce recipe is out.”

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Refresh your morning exercise routine with Eucalyptus Wind Splints! ™

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Caution: Use product only in a mean temperature environment gently.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Custom built kids. As perorder.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Sounds like; The First Law of Chemistry:
Any one comical chempound, no matter how it is unassembled, contains the same elephants, in the same disproportion by what.

Last edited 1 year ago by Marum
Marum
Marum
1 year ago

If you wash your kids in Lysil, they will turn into perfect angels…Guaranteed.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

EDIT: LYSOL

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Kids in Kit-form.

Can be assembled by a child in minutes. (or an adult in days)

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

That is the last time I will buy my kids at Ikea.

P.D.
P.D.
1 year ago

Explains why so many seem to have a part that’s not screwed on….

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