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The hint is in the water
Also come in a golden
Aha! The 45 is the giveaway. It’s one of those cognitive tests like “Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”
Select, shower, toilet paper, water lily..
If you’re heeling it down the drain, who needs TP?
I guess in Japan this makes sense, with their apartments so tiny that combining the shower and toilet would save quite a bit of space.
I feel so used ,.. and wet.
When is the Shower Toilet Paper red?
When it’s Lily’s pad.
Now we know why this shower curtain shrivels to nothing every time.
You can always trust Queen for Bidet brand Shower Towels!
Your daily Haiku:
Questioning each roll,
water lily on my mind.
Rice or papyrus?
Overhead page: Wet cleanup, with frogs — aisle 33!
Try our new Cactus Flower hygiene wipes!
We snap to attention and present arms, Primal Convoy, as your parade passes — complete with a 45-shower-nozzle salute!
Gotta say, after trying out a pack of these, Zig-Zag is STILL our fav.
Save up your UPCs and win a free pond!
I know a water song too.
“Water friend we have in Jesus.”
If you dry yourself with toilet paper, you will end up coated in little bits of paper lint/
@Dr Lex….I think that applies to most Asian countries.
Asians in general, their sense of space, including “personal space” is minimal. compared to most Australians. It is, at first, unsettling, to have someone almost standing on your toes, when they are speaking to you.
The concept of “personal space” is interesting. When you are in a PNG village, it simply does not exist at all. I think it is good for you, to have the mores of your own society challenged….marum.