I like shampoo that doesn’t try to be body parts…

At last a shampoo with a mind of its own.

Shampoo that gives birth. Is the anything it can’t do.

Always make sure you use the whole body, so there’s nothing left to bury.

Why would a shampoo try to be eyes? It would only end in tears.

If the hands of shampoo get too rough it could end up in realpoo.

Drops the dirt but not in your eyes.

Drops dirt gently into the night
for it’s sensational for your flight.

Does not go gently into that dirt night —
rage, rage against the dying of its might!

Dr. Frankenstein’s Full Corpse Cleaner
“I can use the whole body, of course!” ™

Process patent No. 3997530
Process patient No. 0000001

The shampoo is asked —
NO DEAR, NO DEATH, but agent
from DEA blinks.

Hey, you groovy kids — surfactant’s up!

[music bed: “Wipeout” song begins]

Do you suffer from the rough hands of your hair cleaner?
Have your products tried to be your eyes?

Ask your doctor if Dee-Toxx™ is right for you!

The space-toilet on “2001” had a shorter list of instructions.

[btw: Imagine what Engrish could do with THOSE! 8^) ]

I thought Rough Hanz was the champion German cage fighter.

They will drop the dirt gently? O noes! I like the Douglas Adams novels!

Suffering in the rough hands of shampoo? Oh, the tribulations of a hair follicle!

Our product so fine it sits head and scalping above Head Or Shoulders!

For an explanation of the explanation please talk to the Shaving Cream.

This is pure poetry.