Full meals only
posted on 29 Jan 2023 in Engrish from Other Countries
This explains the 3 legged squirrels…
Photo courtesy of Jeremiah P.
Spotted at a zoo in Korea.
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Why! They’re plentiful.
I quite like a zebra
Especially the gazelles and cheetahs. Fast food isn’t good for you.
Can I snack on snek?
We don’t want you to get your titbit.
But I brought my own animal crackers!
Excuse me — is this is the full-meals-only area?
Next sign:
“..and they’ll return the favor by not snacking on YOU.”
Albatross! Albatross!
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Daily Haiku:
Doctor Dolittle
would absolutely approve:
Beasts are not vittles.
asterisk on sign:
Snack Bar attendant: “No, no no — ‘on the hoof’ is just an expression.”
It’s a typo — it was supposed to read “DONUT snack on animals.”
Bitte?
Animals which bite, don’t faze me much.
It’s the ones that bite, chew, and swallow, that worry me.
Maggie went to her BF’s place for dinner.
To tease him, she wore a see-through-blouse.
Unfortunately, she didn’t end up being fed.
In fact, all she got was a tidbit.
Eat slowly.
Don’t gazelle your food.
Lion about it won’t help.
Not while the antelope play.
No sneak attacks… and no “snack attacks” on animals, either.
Stop badgering us with animal puns — we can’t bear this monkeying around.
[and so on]
How did you figure that out Mr. Holmes?
It was just a haunch my dear Watson.
Obviously they had to place this sign after someone tried to snack on the elephant, that probably didn’t end well.
Never thought to use an animal as my dinner table. But now that you mention it…