Full meals only

Full meals only

posted on 29 Jan 2023 in Engrish from Other Countries

This explains the 3 legged squirrels…

Photo courtesy of Jeremiah P.
Spotted at a zoo in Korea.

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
7 months ago

Why! They’re plentiful.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
7 months ago

I quite like a zebra

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Especially the gazelles and cheetahs. Fast food isn’t good for you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Can I snack on snek?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

We don’t want you to get your titbit.

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

But I brought my own animal crackers!

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

Excuse me — is this is the full-meals-only area?

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

Next sign:

“..and they’ll return the favor by not snacking on YOU.”

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago
Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

Daily Haiku:

Doctor Dolittle
would absolutely approve:
Beasts are not vittles.

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

asterisk on sign:

  • Welsh rabbit and Bombay Duck excepted
Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

Snack Bar attendant: “No, no no — ‘on the hoof’ is just an expression.”

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

It’s a typo — it was supposed to read “DONUT snack on animals.”

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

Bitte?

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

Animals which bite, don’t faze me much.

It’s the ones that bite, chew, and swallow, that worry me.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

Maggie went to her BF’s place for dinner.

To tease him, she wore a see-through-blouse.

Unfortunately, she didn’t end up being fed.

In fact, all she got was a tidbit.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

Eat slowly.

Don’t gazelle your food.

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

Lion about it won’t help.

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

Not while the antelope play.

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

No sneak attacks… and no “snack attacks” on animals, either.

Elixir
Elixir
7 months ago

Stop badgering us with animal puns — we can’t bear this monkeying around.

[and so on]

Last edited 7 months ago by Elixir
Marum
Marum
7 months ago

How did you figure that out Mr. Holmes?

It was just a haunch my dear Watson.

DrLex
DrLex
7 months ago

Obviously they had to place this sign after someone tried to snack on the elephant, that probably didn’t end well.

Boris
Boris
7 months ago

Never thought to use an animal as my dinner table. But now that you mention it…

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