Don’t no think about it!!

Park where you like!

So sitting on it the would be painful.

You’ll have to park your DON’T somewhere else.

It looks ideal for parking donuts on, though.

I suppose you could play quoits.

Must be Japanese: the parking of the Don’t.

…so park it!

Punctuation would make it clear.

“Don’t, no parking.”

… extra directives too.

“Don’t even think about it! No parking, ever!”

…so park?

Punctuation would make it clearer:

“Don’t, no parking.”

…extra directives too.

“Don’t even think about it! No parking, at all, ever!”

(sorry for the repeat. Crappy connection, thought it didn’t take.)

Don’t no even think about it!

Why worry — be parking.

Don’t no driving, either, so I no I do what I want.

Daily Bogus Haiku:

Do not park gentle
into that good space, puh-leeze,
or we call po-leeze.

This is te biggest Monopoly™ game board and game piece I ever saw!

That’s a really thin slot — cyclists must be highly peeved.

“Honey, I found my key fob — it was in the parking lot.”

At last. My own personal parking spot.

I don’t no what this means.

Fine print on base:

Dismiss at your peril, fire at will; OK to bend, fold & mutilate — if you can.

Fine today.

Cooler tomorrow.

@elicksher….”Dismiss at your peril.”

Ignor,e and your pair will be ours.