Because a whole child would be insane…

Only gluttons have a whole

Tastes just like chicken.

A modest proposal if you ask me.

“Honey I ate the kids.”
Not one of Disney ‘s finer moments.

The other half should be roasted.

It helps if the child is a little basted.

The King Solomon Platter is baaaa-aaaack!

“There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.” — W. C. Fields

“I like children. If they’re properly cooked.” — W. C. Fields

“But if you only boil half, you’re gonna spoil the other half.”
— overheard discussion at a church bazaar

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[Ah, another pic from the EGH — Engrish Greatest Hits — Collection]

Now we know Julia “Child’s” secret.

(With a little help from my friends … Hannibal Lecture & co.)

A kid that good you don’t eat all at once.

[butler to billionaire]

Yessir — Will it be naughty or nice this evening?

If it’s breastfed, it should be much like veal.

Ave Imperateur! Nos qui sodomiti sumus te salutamus.