It starts with biting your nails…

Very meaty.

Served raw.

No point in asking if it’s vegan, then.

I prefer olive oil on my salad, not baby oil.

Baby food is made of…. BABIES??!

Dare I ask what makes up the croutons?

Huh — no sell-by date, but it does say GOES THE WAY OF ALL FRESH ON 1-1-23…

@Elixir….Not as mad as it sounds. Most cans depict a facsimile of what is inside them on the label. In PNG, shortly after WWII, the yanks were airfreighting in, tons of supplies. They found that the locals unloading the aircraft, were throwing away the cans of Baby Food. Because they thought that the picture on the outside, was a depiction of the contents within.

Em nau….Marum.

Great with garlic and Tabasco.

Maybe a Fleshlight would help.

flesh salad… is made of people!!

@Marum: Interesting bit o’ history. Same scenario with a rash of problems in the 70s (and onward) from non-English speakers thinking lemon-scented dishwashing soap was a lemonade syrup or tablet. The pics of fresh-cut lemons on the label appears to have led them down the wrong citrus-garden path.

Thanks, I’ll take a pass on the entire line of Kewpie products… even (especially?!) the baby wipes.

@Elixir & Marum: At least those old packages gave some clues. These days I regularly find packages in stores that give absolutely no intelligible hint as to what’s inside!

Is it still a salad if there’s absolutely no lettuce?