Batman will be sad that he went legit.

So black and white.

Penguins can be soothing

The penguins are on ice. They’re such a meth!

With those tiny wings, the penguin couldn’t think of any other way to get high.

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Finally taking flight again wth him as your enabler.

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[commercial jingle]

♪♫
Oh no! I have pain! Waddle I do?
Yes, Yes! Hurts my brain! Waddle I do?
Be calm! Sun or rain, Penguin help you!
It’s OK! It’s your gain! Let Penguin help you!
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If it walks like a penguin, and squawks like a penguin, it must be drugs! ™

[commercial disclaimer voiced at three times normal rate]

Sorry, service pretty much not available in the northern hemisphere.
Some Galápagos may apply. See doctor for directions to stores.
Side effects may include fish breath, land mobility challenges, crowd huddling, fascination with eggs, attentive husbanding, and/or improved swimming abilities. Discontinue seeing us if you are huge marine animal or shark. No member FDIC.

I wish I’d gone sooner for a nicer yesterday!

Everybody knows the bird is the word! ™

Let us give you our most excellent bird! ™

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Drug Penguin.

Harp Seal.

Stone Fish.

Sperm Whale.

You put your left foot in.
You put your left foot out.
You do the hokey pokey,
And you shake it all about.

Everything is not always black and white glasshoppel.

“Ave imperator. Nos de minoribus Penguins salutamus vos.”

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