Batman will be sad that he went legit.

Batman will be sad that he went legit.

posted on 30 Dec 2022 in Signs

This explains all the killer whale overdoses…

Photo courtesy of B.H.
Spotted in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

So black and white.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 month ago

Penguins can be soothing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

The penguins are on ice. They’re such a meth!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 month ago

With those tiny wings, the penguin couldn’t think of any other way to get high.

Boris
Boris
1 month ago

…a subsidiary of the Booze Buzzard Corp.

Boris
Boris
1 month ago

Free delivery with orders over $29.00 anywhere in Antarctica.

Boris
Boris
1 month ago

Finally taking flight again wth him as your enabler.

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 month ago

Business Goose is my connection

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

[commercial jingle]

♪♫
Oh no! I have pain! Waddle I do?
Yes, Yes! Hurts my brain! Waddle I do?
Be calm! Sun or rain, Penguin help you!
It’s OK! It’s your gain! Let Penguin help you!
♬♫ 

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

For all your drug formalities! ™

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

Don’t worry, be druggy! ™

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

If it walks like a penguin, and squawks like a penguin, it must be drugs! ™

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

[commercial disclaimer voiced at three times normal rate]

Sorry, service pretty much not available in the northern hemisphere.
Some Galápagos may apply. See doctor for directions to stores.
Side effects may include fish breath, land mobility challenges, crowd huddling, fascination with eggs, attentive husbanding, and/or improved swimming abilities. Discontinue seeing us if you are huge marine animal or shark. No member FDIC.

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

I wish I’d gone sooner for a nicer yesterday!

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

Everybody knows the bird is the word! ™

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

Let us give you our most excellent bird! ™

Elixir
Elixir
1 month ago

When you need the nice tomorrow RIGHT NOW, be a patient Penguin! ™

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

Drug Penguin.

Harp Seal.

Stone Fish.

Sperm Whale.

You put your left foot in.
You put your left foot out.
You do the hokey pokey,
And you shake it all about.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

Everything is not always black and white glasshoppel.

Marum
Marum
1 month ago

“Ave imperator. Nos de minoribus Penguins salutamus vos.”

Last edited 1 month ago by Marum
Elixir
Elixir
30 days ago

Talk to the Flipper! ™

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