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OK. Dlug. The same as usual.
Legal or illegal.
All this paraphernalia
Drug-R-U.
D Lugs in hardware.
Irregal dlugs
Do you have a proscription?
Talk you doctor
Proscribed drugs will make you hippy.
From you money.
Well, now that you mention it – gimmi a hit.
Vaccination? For you prick.
LIFE ME LOUSY
Ooh, for me?
Next For You Drug: 6,723 miles
Good for whatever you drug in!™
[Scene from the random-wish-granters store]
CLERK: On the other hand, for YOU, I think shower and sandwich… five dollar!
CONFUSED CUSTOMER: Drug? For ME? Wonderful! Whad’ll you gimme for HER?
STORE THEME SONG: ♫ ♬ Don’t Bogart that pharmacy, my friend… ♪♫
For my habit? You shouldn’t have!
And the drug says, “Thanks!”
For You Dream!