I’ve already trained my feet…

Obviously. Any self-respecting Licker only uses the tongue.

Time to get creative.

This lady Regula from the government is so strict.
And now my luggage knows more than me about airport security?

Time to fill up the beer hat.

I checked to see what my other luggage said – it said that I have to carry liquor tucked in to the back of my trousers.

We’re all out of bags, so you’ll have to drink your bottle-and-case purchases before leaving.

So much for that hand jive.

To drink: Please for putting face and mouth directly onto Liquor Creek.