Have her brakes checked…

Have her brakes checked…

posted on 18 Jul 2021 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Have you tried turning ballerina off and on again?

Photo courtesy of Megan Galloway.
T-shirt spotted in Korea. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

I like to check the fluid level with my dipstick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Guaranteed to keep tools from rusting.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Does she get it from Swan Lake, or does the lake get it from her?

James
James
1 year ago

“Girl you move like water” — David Bowie.

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

Does it leave a trail

algernon
algernon
1 year ago

Must be the dress.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
1 year ago

Caution: Wet stage floor!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Did she blow a seal?

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

It’s the stuff that powers the pirouettes.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Ballerina’s Fluid is a lubricant, which stops them squeaking when they do the splits, or high kicks.

CAUTION: Too much, leading to overflowing, may soften the toes of your Pointe Shoes.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@Dr Lex….Oh. I thought it was a sauce for Pierogies.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

The little-known follow-up to Sophie’s Choice, Dancer’s Trance, and Blitzen’s Vixen.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Well, that sorta accounts for them skidmarks on the stage…

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Wet cleanup on…. oh hell, Earl – bring the whole damn sack of sawdust and wet-vac!

James
James
1 year ago

Is this…seminal fluid? Wait a minute, this isn’t a ballerina!

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

“…not stiff & awkward like a robot. Now keep practicing!”

Last edited 1 year ago by Boris
Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Oil, water, battery. All OK. Now dance, bitch.

Hell! I forgot. She can’t dance. It is my robotized Girlie Doll.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Her name is Soozean.

Last edited 1 year ago by Marum
Eggrish
Eggrish
1 year ago

I don’t want to know what Balerina is kissing underneath those sheets, but if it’s of this earth, she needs to kiss harder to extract its fluid.

Last edited 1 year ago by Eggrish
P.D.
P.D.
1 year ago

“Oh, darling, I love you! I want to hold you, kiss you, and vacuum-test your Master Cylinder!”

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